Wednesday, May 30, 2007

free to a good home: don't laugh

so i have been doing some cleaning lately and have decided it's time to get rid of the Kung-Fu Hamster. don't be intimidated by his toughness. kung-fu hamster (seen here pictured with the "house of pasta") (why do we have a house of pasta??) is mean, he's got a plastic nunchuk (?), and he sings "everybody was kung-fu fighting". and he could be yours with a possible bonus gift of "the house of pasta" absolutely free if you act now!

this gem was handcrafted by me when i was probably 12 years old. it too could be yours. act now, supplies are limited.

next up: two dave barry books. he's a funny guy but i decided i don't want these books (purchased for 25 cents each when i worked at the thrift store in atlanta).

and who could live without Teenage Soup for The Chicken's Soul?? when i was in high school my best friend and i had grand plans to write a rather surly spin-off entitled just that. Er...i mean chicken soup for the teenage soul and chicken soup for the christian soul.

and the final offer for the day: jelly bracelets!



that's right kids SEVENTY-ONE jelly bracelets available to you! for FREE!
and now we ask ourselves how on God's green earth did i manage to amass a collection of 96 jelly bracelets?? good grief. (and yes, i'm such a packrat that i cannot bear to part with 15 of them. like i'm going to wear them anyway. ok maybe one. on occassion.) and the ironic thing about this is that even if i offer them for free i bet no one that reads this blog would even dream of wearing them. if for some strange reason you or someone you know would actually like to own 60 jelly bracelets, then by all means, please let me know.

4 comments:

Nathan said...

What are you talking about? I WANT THOSE BRACELETS!!!
I hope noone else has vouched for them yet. Seriously! Are you seriously giving them away?
I can finally be that kid I always wanted to be. You know. The kid with the 96 jelly bracelets on his arm.

melissa said...

i am seriously giving them away.
......except for a select 15-20 which i really really want to keep.
but the vast majority of them could be yours. but first i want to go put all 96 of them on at once. just to be that kid....

Josh Peters said...

i sometimes don't/can't read your text. it is tiny and pink. i'm just saying...

melissa said...

good to know. i'll work on it. argh it means i'll have to go back into the html junk again (i think it's html how should i know?). i've assumed that since i can read it everyone can.